Monday, June 20, 2011

My First Saman. ppfffttt.

Assalamualaikum....



YES ! I got my first saman yesterday morning. Saman ape??
Not saman from pakgat uitm y hnsem+baek hati+kacak bergaye. but the truely real saman...



SAMAN FROM POLICE TRAFFIC !!




Okay, mls nk cite byk, cmni how i got that fuuhkin saman..


19 Jun 2011

  • 7.20 am - amek kunci kete, kluar umah, tros msuk kete, tros start, tggu smnit jap kasi enjin pnas, then tros jln.. (agk tgesa2 coz da lmbat)
  • 7.30 am - tbe2 tpkir "eh, nk pkai tali pggang k x eyh??"  "xyah kot, mne ade polis wt roadblock kt jln besar.)
  • 7.40 am - from MRR2 aku belok kiri msuk jln cheras-kajang. tbe2 kete dpan aku serta-merta slow.      SH*T ! roadblock ! dgn pntasnye tgn  kiri aku tros tarik tali pggang. okay. cool ! bjaye pasg tali pggang.
  • 7.41 am - kereta aku dsuruh ke tepi. okay xpe. muke 150% xde wt salah. lesen bwk. sticker P tmpal. roadtag idop lg. bwak slow. n tali pggang bjaye pkai 0.001 saat sblom mlalui roadblock.
  • 7.42 am - but suddnly...that fulis mntak lesen ngn IC then tros myaman aku. 



"saman yer dik.."

"eh, salah ape pu*i?? " okay tipu, not pu*i, is encik. =.=

"xpkai tali pggang"

"eh, sy pkai nie, cik xnmpak k?? "

"ko bru pkai  kn..td ko xpkai..."

" eh, cik nie bomoh k ape...cmne boley tuduh2 plak nie..."

"ko trun kete, ko tgk kt blakg tu ade membe aku kt smpang tue...jgn nk tipu...da salah, salah je ! "

"*sambil kpale pusing tgk blakg*  DAMN !! mmg ade another fulis  myorok dsebalik pokok.."





aku pon ape lg...kawtim2 r ngn fulis tu, tp dye ttap nk saman aku..FISH ! xhazama lgsung =.=
Bygkn aku hulur RM150 pon fulis tu xnk amek.. okay tipu, aku bnci rasuah =.=






maka, dpt lah saman free aku pg2 buta tu.. D.A.M.N !



that fulis tulis diz saman like he is a doctor. maybe cita2 dye nk jd doktor
but he failed in his biology exam. then tros jd police traffic je.
D.A.M.N ! tulisan mcm seeed !






start dr saat tu, maka berubah lah acap dri seorg y x suke pakai tali pggang kpd seorg y sgt patuh pd 5 perkara asas. bukan tali pggang je aku pkai, ngn lampu2 n hon sume aku check sblom kereta jlan.


YA ! SAYA PEMANDU BERHEMAH !! .F.


Fulis stand for Fuhkin + polis = Fulis. 











***knape xpkai tali pggang pon nk kne saman erk?? y mati nye kite bukan fulis tu...haaisssh... ***

***my third week of NCBL sdikit mgecewakan...we lost to Hurricanes 52-60. Ini semua bcoz of that fuhkin polis, make that fuhkin roadblock and gave me that fuhkin saman. grrrr.***

8 comments:

Nadiya Faiqah said...

okay bukan polis dah tak main sorok2 ke. btw kau mmg tak suka pakai sit belt kan. padan mukaaaa.:D peace!

ain amira said...

"x hazama lgsg"

okay...yg tu lawakkk... hahaha

amri said...

fuh..nseb baek ak da t'biase pkai seatbelt..haha

zuley said...

***knape xpkai tali pggang pon nk kne saman erk?? y mati nye kite bukan fulis tu...haaisssh... ***

bhaha.bangang!

nunazs said...

hahaha. sian kau acap. aku suka ayat kau
'tak hazama langsung' hahaha. sabar jelah. duit banyak banyak bwt pe kan. bg lah polis sket :p

btw kau di-tag
http://nunazsstories.blogspot.com/2011/06/kenangan-manis-dan-pahit.html

acap said...

nad, yup..pdan muke to me...seed !=P

ain, =D

arep, bgos2...sakit woo kne saman..duet mlayang..

zuley, btol la kn aku ckp..haha ! ce pkir blek.

naz, mmg aku suke mderma...mslah nye skg nie xde duet...=_=

badrul amin said...

ala...80hinggit je kot..hahaha..

acap said...

je pon...tau r tiap2 bulan dpt elaun...byrkn r toleng..hehe

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